The latest in pork technology

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New from e-Butcher Deluxe comes Smart Pork ^(TM) - the pork that cooks itself!

Are you tired of slaving over a hot oven, getting your pork cooked just right?

Do you find your ordinary crackling just doesn't give you that satisfying crunch?

Then you need Smart Pork ^(TM).

Bred from piglets to be the best meal they can be, our pigs are the duxes of Porcine Academy.

With top scores in self-roasting, these hogs know just how you like them.

So forget haggling with your local butcher and wrestling with your temperamental oven. Let us do the work for you!

Just click on the "I Want Smart Pork for dinner - Yummy!" button at ebutcherdeluxe.com and in just days your Smart Pork ^(TM) pig will arrive to cook itself for your mouth watering dinner party.

And coming soon for those with a taste for variety: Smart Pork: Barbecue ^(TM), and Smart Pork: Spit ^(TM). The versatility of these pigs will astound you.

Vet bills and quarantine fees extra.